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Icky Songs If you see a Hearse go by Whenever you see a hearse go by, Remember, one day, you've got to die. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo They wrap you up in a crisp white sheet, And tuck in the corners all nice and neat. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo They put you into a wooden box, And cover you over with earth and rocks. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo All goes well for about a week, And then the coffin begins to leak. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out, And maggots play ping-pong on your snout. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo Your fingers rot, and so do your toes, Your brains come tumbling down your nose. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo After a while your face turns green, And pus pours out like clotted-cream. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out, They go in thin and they come out stout. Oooh-ooo, oooh-ooo Whenever you see a hearse go by, Remember, one day, you've got to die. My Pack Leader Jumped from 40,000 feet My pack leader jumped from 40,000 feet, My pack leader jumped from 40,000 feet, My pack leader jumped from 40,000 feet, But she ain't gonna jump no more! Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die And she ain't gonna jump no more! She was last to leave the areoplane, but the first to hit the ground, She was last to leave the areoplane, but the first to hit the ground, She was last to leave the areoplane, but the first to hit the ground, And she ain't gonna jump no more! Chorus She landed on the runway like a lump of strawberry jam, She landed on the runway like a lump of strawberry jam, She landed on the runway like a lump of strawberry jam, And she ain't gonna jump no more! Chorus They scrapped her off the runway with a rusty razer blade, They scrapped her off the runway with a rusty razer blade, They scrapped her off the runway with a rusty razer blade, And she ain't gonna jump no more! Chorus They put her in an envelop and sent her home to Mum, They put her in an envelop and sent her home to Mum, They put her in an envelop and sent her home to Mum, And she ain't gonna jump no more! Chorus She put her on the mantlepiece for everyone to see, She put her on the mantlepiece for everyone to see, She put her on the mantlepiece for everyone to see, And she ain't gonna jump no more! Chorus She put her on the table when the vicar came to tea. She put her on the table when the vicar came to tea. She put her on the table when the vicar came to tea. And she aint gonna jump no more! Chorus The vicar put her on his toast and eat her up for tea. The vicar put her on his toast and eat her up for tea. The vicar put her on his toast and eat her up for tea. And she aint gonna jump no more! Chorus When you jump, remember that you've got to pull the string, When you jump, remember that you've got to pull the string, When you jump, remember that you've got to pull the string, Or you won't jump no more! Green and Yellow Where have you been all day, Henry my son? Where have you been all day, my beloved one? Woods dear mother, woods dear mother, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. What did you do in those woods, Henry my son? What did you do in those woods, my beloved one? Ate dear mother, Ate dear mother, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. What did you eat in those woods, Henry my son? What did you eat in those woods, my beloved one? Eels dear mother, Eels dear mother, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. What colour where those eels, Henry my son? What colour where those eels, my beloved one? Green and yellow, Green and yellow Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. Those eels where snakes I feel, Henry my son? Those eels where snakes I feel, my beloved one? Opps dear mother, Opps dear mother, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. What did you do in those woods, Henry my son? What did you do in those woods, my beloved one? Ate dear mother, Ate dear mother, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. Where shall we bury you, Henry my son? Where shall we bury you, my beloved one? Woods, dear mother, Woods dear mother, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. What colour flowers, Henry my son? What colour flowers, my beloved one? Green and yellow, green and yellow, Oh mother come quick 'cos I feel very sick and I want to lay down and die. Errr! Found a Peanut Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut yesterday! (x2) What did you do with it? What did you do with it? What did you do with it yesterday? (x2) I ate it, I ate it, I ate it yesterday! (x2) What happened? What happened? What happened yesterday? (x2) Felt sick, felt sick, felt sick yesterday! (x2) What did you do? What did you do? What did you do yesterday? (x2) Went to the doctors, went to the doctors, went to the doctors yesterday? (x2) What did he say? What did he say? What did he say yesterday? (x2) Said I was dying, said I was dying, said I was dying yesterday! (x2) What did he do then? What did he do then? What did he do then yesterday? (x2) Cut me open, cut me open, cut me open yesterday! (x2) What did he find there, what did he find there, what did he find there yesterday? (x2) Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut yesterday! (x2) |
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