Nigel
Nigel was a chaffinch
Who lived upon a log.
His sister was a motorbike;
His uncle owned a frog.
He often spent his afternoons
Baking turquoise cakes.
He used to make them yellow, but
He learned from his mistakes.
He had a small umbrella, which
He'd christened "Mr. Bat".
He'd bring it out at parties, if
The party had gone flat.
Most of all, he liked his car
A big, inflated jeep,
Which, when poked with a biro, said
A quiet, plaintive "Eep".