planet gareth : poems : the explosive properties of certain winged creatures

The Explosive Properties of Certain Winged Creatures

The albatross is a combustible bird
Of which Icarus would have been proud.
If he flies near the sun, he ignites without word,
And resembles a feathery cloud.

The penguin is lazy and rarely will fly,
He just sits on the ground with aplomb.
But when caught by an updraught and hurled from the sky,
He explodes, like a fish-seeking bomb.

The wren is a small, sub-molecular soul,
Between atoms she flurries and hops.
If she's hit by a photon, she loses control,
Gives inaudible squeaks and then pops.

The delicate nightingale's song is so fair,
He enchants with his sweet serenade.
But should an intruder encroach on his Square,
He will burst, like a whistling grenade.

The hummingbird's name wasn't given in jest,
She is radioactive and hot.
If it's war, she is used during nuclear tests,
And she glows in the dark if it's not.


I woke up at a silly hour on Saturday, August 5th 2000, with the first line of this nibbling away at my mind. However, the albatross is not just combustible - it is big, and it wouldn't go away until I'd written it some friends.

The following day was Emma's twentieth birthday, so it was good timing. Lucky bird, the albatross.