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Random Stuff

This page just has a load of random things that I have collected / written over time, and which didn't fit into any of the other categories. It will probably be an ever evolving page. Anyway, to start with we have:

  • The Swedish Chefaliser - takes text and 'translates' it into Swedish Chef.
  • Decision Maker - I wrote this. It's like an electronic magic 8-ball, but you get to write your own answer set too.
  • Some Arabian Proverbs - just because I like them.
  • Thermo-nuclear Armageddon - Some poems that a few of us wrote a while back, about bombing things.
  • Thermo-nuclear Armageddon Part 2 - (We didn't mean it, it's just theraputic ve nting)
  • Thermo-nuclear Armageddon Part 3 - BT Credit Control wouldn't give me a phone line.
  • Thermo-nuclear Armageddon: A New Dawn - Thanks to Clare for this one.
  • Quaystone Church - My church's website.


    Things people have said
    I wouldn't want to be a bridge. Sorry - is that too random for this time in the morning?-Me
    We can't be travelling at relativistic speeds, I'm only in third gear. -Dan
    You can't justify David Blunkett with extra stomachs. -James
    It's like Canasta, but with orcs. -Alex