So your ex wants space. Lots of it. You know the size of the atlantic? Well slightly bigger than that. So what do you do? Stalk him obviously. That includes turning up to every single social activity your ex is known to go to. Contrary to popular belief, making sure that you are there whenever he turns around is actualy not going to endear him to you.

In fact, this should possibly be classed as bad stalking, because half the point of stalking is that the person you are stalking does not know you are doing it.

Stealing - trying to get on really good terms with his best friends is not going to help you. He's not going to start liking you again just because his friends do. It just makes it inconvenient when he wants to whinge about your stalking to them.

And finally... the L word. Do not tell them that you still love them, and that you know they don't feel the same. It serves no purpose. If they don't feel the same, then you telling them that you know they don't feel that way is hardly going to make them suddenly change their mind now is it? And if they did feel that way after all, then the whole stalking thing would have been somewhat unnecessary.

So don't tell them. Especially not at friends' weddings. This is not romantic and will not make them get back with you. This is scary and marks you out as a definite psycho.

Contributed by: Anonymous