This page is dedicated to the people who have sent me dumb e-mails, either through looking at this site or by getting my address from elsewhere. Of course when I say the e-mails are dumb, what I mean mostly is that they assumed I was dumb and would either a) fancy the writer because they liked my picture or b) buy stuff from a website because they sent me an e-mail. Strictly speaking the e-mails are not all of a romantic nature, but they are all amusing.

I wanted to reproduce each mail for you in full, so you can marvel at the spelling, punctation, spacing etc. This means some of them are quite long, so they're all on separate pages, linked by the table below.