Firstly I must say that having seen you online at netgoth.org.uk I think you are incredible, and that it would be amazing to be part of your life in any way. Please let me serve you or worship you. Let me do chores or just be there for your amusement. I am a fun guy and just think you are fantastic. I would do anything you ask just to show my admiration of you. I can cook, clean, drive, be a butler, a housekeeper or a gardener or anything else you may require.

I am a 30 year old white male with my own business and my own car so travel is never a problem. It would be wonderful to talk with you about this as I feel I could have much to offer you if given a chance.

If you are not interested then there is no need to reply and i will not bother you again, however if you feel kind and maybe a tiny bit interested then I would love to hear from you. I can also be reached on my mobile: **********

It would be wondeful to recieve a reply from you and i will answer all questions etc promptly and in full. I also have a webcam and am on msn messenger etc if u want to chat. Please use *****@hotmail.com for chats.
Living in hope of your kindness.
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Actually I do kind of need a gardener and a butler. I already have a cleaner though. I can't believe he gave me his actual mobile number, though clearly I never rang it to see if it was genuine.

I'll say it again - my profile on netgoth is really no more than a very old picture and a list of things I like to drink. This does not make me necessarily up for such things as he implies. In fact, I am not that kind of girl at all. I would merely be scathingly embarrassed at him, which I am sure is not what he had in mind.

I wonder how many people he sent this to?