Subject : Well done

Hi,

We love your goth pics. They wouldn't look out of place on our site.

Kind Regards,

Vana & Riggs
Lancashire U.K.

Short and to the point at least. The site turns out to be about people who love satin. Well, to be more correct I should say for people who like looking at girls in provocative poses dressed in skimpy satin underwear. I am sure there is nothing on my site that implies I'd be in to that kind of thing.

I should have been warned by the thing on the front of the site that said "guaranteed no porn", which can be roughly translated as "as close to porn as we could get", but I thought they were probably trying to sell me something and it was for buying satin clothes or something.

The subject line of the message also is a little odd. Well done for what? For taking pictures they liked? Well whoopy doo. For having a website? For eliciting random e-mails? For being a goth? None of these are things I particularly felt in need of congratulations for.

Lastly I'd like to say that my pictures would look out of place on their site. On none of my pictures am I presenting my backside to the camera, wearing that little clothing, or making pouty faces whilst rolling around on a large bed. Sorry to disappoint you if you were going there next.