This page is about when people have tried to be romantic and got it horribly wrong. Tales of bad poetry, flowers ripped up from people's gardens, chat-up lines that should never have been used, persistence which bordered on stalking, etc etc. Most of them happened to me, and names are kept anonymous because I'm a nice person really.
| Tales |
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| Flowers on the doorstep |
| Poetry on the doorstep |
| The Meeting |
| Chocolates on the doorstep |
| Letters |
| How not to stalk your ex |
| Castration Methods |
| E-mails |
I also recommend this, which kept me laughing for a whole day when I should have been working.