Orbiting Planet Gareth at a height of four and a half feet, we find:

gareth taylor

(That photo is from several years ago. I had rather more hair then.)

Contrary to both popular belief and this sentence, I am the only person on this planet. However, to amuse myself, I occasionally invent people, although this tends to lead to them having implausible and slightly silly names, such as:

verity allan
amf
james aylett
clare boothby
liz chapman
mary
owen dunn
chris emerson
alison farmer
yasmin lentin
jon skeet
vicky sloan
simon tatham

And then, of course, there's

eek!